Zarathustra Smoked Grass

BBC News - Exotic animals on loose in Ohio

Of course, what worries me is the possibility of the animals overfeeding on the large, slow Ohioans, known to be composed of over 78% corn-derived materials, most of which must not be digestible for the unknowing carnivores that are on the loose. My advise to the tigers, the lions and the bears: try to stick with minorities…indians, if at all possible. Don’t be fooled by the (seemingly) more bountiful targets; in this case, slow food is bad food.